The Big Ugly Blog

I couldn't tell you exactly how long it's been since the last time I pressed myself up against a man...I mean, if I had to guess...

I can totally see, how someone from the outside looking in at my happy-go-lucky life, might consider me the epitome of a lazy sack of shit....

As feared, my Tuesday night date a couple of weeks ago (the one on which I'd pinned such unrealistically high expectations?) ended up ...

So, yesterday - I had to suck it up and spend the better part of a gorgeous Sunday, mowing my back 3 acres...yee-fuckin'-haw...I usual...

If you asked me to, I couldn't even begin to remember when it was that the Crop of Shit first said, "Hello" to me on OkCupid...

Like so many people in the great big wide world, nowadays - I too have become more than just a leetle preoccupied with foolin' around ...

There's something undeniably thrilling to me, whenever I publish a blog post rich with scandal and the potential to ruffle some feathe...